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"You know the phrase, There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’? Well, why not? We’re Americans! We put a man on the moon, you think we can’t put an ‘I’ in ‘team’? Just wedge one in there! Maybe after the E. T-E-I-M, teim. Like Keith. There’s no A in Keith but you still have to go eee."

Stephen Colbert’s motivational speech to the U.S. Olympic speed-skating team (via savingpaper) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert)